Green Easily Distracted by Wieners Dachshund T-Shirt

Wear your favourite distraction

A bright green backdrop makes the white “Easily Distracted by Wieners” slogan stand out, with a brown-and-tan cartoon dachshund walking across the centre. Little paw-print accents finish a design that puts your sausage-dog obsession front and centre.

Throw it on with jeans for a weekend stroll or a meet-up with fellow dog lovers. If a dachshund walks past, your T-shirt has already explained why you've stopped paying attention.

• Green appearance as pictured; the colour option is labelled “Blue Green”.
• Front dachshund illustration, white slogan and paw-print details.
• Round neckline and short sleeves.
• Eight size options: S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, 4XL and 5XL.

Check the garment size chart

The chart uses Asian sizing, so compare its measurements with a T-shirt you already own rather than relying on your usual UK size. Check garment length, width and shoulder measurements before ordering. The chart allows for 1–3 cm variation due to manual measurement.